Cut Your Hair

So, I put an ad on eBay in the hope of attracting some prospective lady Tecumsehs. eBay is advising that I lower my starting price, but I am of the opinion that a place on the roster should be prized beyond rubies. And I cut my hair (idiomatically, though Kelly is of the opinion that I might as well have done it myself). Those of you unfortunate enough never to have witnessed the Byronic magnificence of the other Miles mane are permitted to weep bitter tears. I've been feeling a little washed out since I had it done, and any smiting of Philistines is completely out of the question. Fortunately the Cheetahs were relegated last season. The top should have grown out a little by the time we next convene on the Field of the Cloth of Gold. Seth has promised a new gadget. It's all good.